Posts tagged: raccoon caps
What would people say?
A) “I see that, once again, you are straining to be seen as a quirky character.” B) “Are we to genuflect before this symbol of the sacred baby boomer childhood?” C) “What's that smell?” D) “Oh, that's right. You were born on a mountaintop in Tennessee.” E) “Did you join the Khaki Scouts?” F) “Did Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton invite you to join their lodge?” G) NA/I'm retired or work from home. H) Other.