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When spouse doesn’t care about sports

You don't always get credit for being mature about your team losing a big game in the final seconds.

One of these two statements must be true

1. Baseball fans seated way the hell away from home plate who feel free to boo the umpire over his call of balls and strikes are out of their fricking minds.

2. Baseball fans have vision that is better than that of birds of prey.

The risk when you care about sports

Do you know the context of this classic “Peanuts” strip?

If you don't, you could ask my colleague over at Huckleberries Online. I'm betting he knows.

Re: ad on page 5 of sports section

You know, the one thanking Seattle Seahawks fans.

Your reaction?

A) How nice. B) Some people really need to get a life. C) Other.

For baseball fans only

I have a question for you.

But first, let me explain the situation.

For many post-childhood years, I paid virtually no attention to baseball. Then, when I noticed about 10 or 12 years ago that a team I had followed as a kid was threatening to finish with the worst record in modern baseball history, I started checking scores again.

Good grief, Tigers, I thought. How did it come to this?

But things got better.

Last year, the Tigers won their division by a wide margin. September was spent just waiting for the playoffs to begin.

This year, the second-place Tigers stand an excellent chance of not even making the playoffs.

But you know what? It's actually more fun being a fan this September than last. All of Detroit's games mean something. It's a real pennant race, like one or two that enthralled me as a boy.

Another thing that makes it fun to be a fan is the fact that, by some quirk. the SR newsroom is populated by at least one fan of virtually every team in the American League's Central Division. And each of these guys is a gentleman.

Anyway, here's my question.

Would you rather your team ran away from the field and clinched the pennant early or would you prefer to take your chances with a dramatic finish?

If you are a Mariners fan, go ahead and use your imagination.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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