We’re flush with ideas…

The City of Spokane and Spokane County were plugging their water conservation program Thursday, which offers rebates for people who replace their toilets with commodes that use much less water per flush.

It is not, however, going to be called “Cash for Crappers.”

And that wouldn’t be accurate, anyway, because there’s a rebate for replacing your washing machine with a new Energy Star model, too.

You can read about the whole program by going here on the newspaper’s main web site.