Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that Washington state is looking for marijuana experts to help with its new legalization law. Heres today's story from Page 1 on the paper.
It's nice to get a little state recognition, but seriously, this is the best they can do? A line of people and a reference to Twinkies?
No digs like
"...And they're paying bonuses in Fiddle Faddle."
"...They're being interviewed by Cheech and Chong."
"...Everybody who's qualified doesn't have enough motivation to show up."
We're sure you can do better. So go ahead, add your own Washington needs a pot expert joke in the comments.