Familiar with the doge meme? It's dumb. Sometimes funny, but always dumb.
Programmers, of course, have to take memes to an n+1 level, so Github user "thiderman" has created a Python shell script to create a doge in your console, with lots beautiful text and a very doge colorful.
File this under "useless programmer time-wasting app" or "awesome programmer app," depending on your preference.
If you're a Pythonista, install via PIP:
pip install doge