A fellow Burger King eating compadré of mine had this to say about Burger King's delivery service:
They delivered in 20 mins when we ordered by phone. Wonder if there was a delay in getting the order from the website to the store.
And that is a very fine point to make. I shall have to do further research. I don't feel like paying $15 for another BK meal, however, so let's split the difference using a thing I like to call "math":
70 minutes - 20 minutes = Zip's is right around the corner
I should just walk.
In other musical news...
One of my other friends also reminds me of this classic from Robin William's musical Popeye: