Chances the average reader is urged to come up with a Christmas list as soon as Thanksgiving ends.
So I present to you the ultimate list of Christmas gifts for friends, family, and people you don’t particularly like.

1. The Slanket It looks like a fuzzy monk giving birth to a nerd in this picture. It would probably be good for going to work, shopping, and other public activities… not. There is no reason anyone should wear one of these.
krzkrlzdablggr on January 12 at 3:16 p.m.
I’m so proud of myself… I’ve managed to incorporate the word “suckish” into my everyday vocabulary…