Over the years, I’ve given my girlfriend some real duds as gifts. The birthday tickets to see Pink located directly behind the stage. The highly forgettable Christmas two-pack of an ice scraper and “Love, Actually” DVD that I accidentally gave in successive years. The Valentine’s Day flowers that arrived a week late and completely dead (not my fault!) That’s why I was so excited a year ago when I gave Jeanne the gift of the great outdoors.