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Without Work, They’ll Have To Stay Home Alone

Compiled By Staff Writer Rick Bo

Macaulay Culkin’s mother has been temporarily awarded sole custody of the child star, his brother, Kieran, and four other siblings after accusing their father of trying to sabotage their acting careers.

The ruling clears the way for 12-year-old Kieran to start filming the movie “Amanda” in Montana next week.

Patricia Brentrup said Christopher Culkin, whom she never married, abandoned the family in March and has tried to keep Kieran out of the film. She added that agents “have informed me in no uncertain terms that if (Christopher) deliberately botches up this deal, no one in Hollywood will want to work with our children again.”

Christopher Culkin, who has a reputation in Hollywood for being difficult, could not be reached for comment.

Loose talk

Dennis Miller, putting in his two cents’ worth on Michael Jackson: “Michael’s new single is entitled ‘Scream,’ which, coincidentally, is exactly what parents are advising their children to do if they’re ever approached by the pop singer.”

Let’s hope his cake is cleaner than his Coke

Clarence Thomas turns 47 today.

Wonder what he’ll be saying if it is twins?

“Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson and her hubby of four months, Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, gleefully informed USA Today that they’re preggers. “I couldn’t be happier if I was twins!” exulted Lee. As for fears of ruining her formidable figure, Anderson said: “Women are meant to do this. I can’t wait.”

Which is easier than embracing all that he is

US magazine says Marlon Brando had no trouble shedding some unwanted pounds to tape a career retrospective for HBO, thanks to computer wizardry that erased an extra chin here and a love handle there. Said a source: “Marlon is up on the latest technology and embraced all it can do.”

She certainly spelled it out in black and white

Sounds like Michael Jackson’s mate, Lisa Marie Presley, may be the dangerous one. Esquire reports that when she heard MTV was preparing a piece on alternative religions, including her own Scientology, she warned that it better be good or Michael’s music may no longer be available to the network.

Quick, somebody get her a booking with Leno

David Letterman fave Teri Garr, discussing her career with the “Late Show” host: “I was on a show with Delta Burke, and that wasn’t picked up. And last year I was on a show on CBS with somebody else Shelley Long - and that wasn’t picked up. So now I’m thinking this year I’m going to go on a show that’s already a hit like ‘ER’ or something and then just ride it into the ground.”

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