The Slice Saddle Up For A Ride Into Town From The Big Valley
Do Spokane Valley residents ever go around humming the theme from that old TV western, “The Big Valley”?
It’s tough to impress someone from Spokane: A Swell Paper colleague was flying into Kentucky recently when the guy sitting next to him offered this advice, “One thing I’ll warn you about Lexington: When the light turns green, don’t go right away. People around here run red lights like you’ve never seen.”
Wanna bet?
The plea will be “Not guilty”: Another colleague has a son in first grade who recently came home with a preemptive denial on his lips. Without any prompting, he told his mom that if anybody claimed he kicked another kid, she shouldn’t believe it because it’s a lie.
Setting the record straight: The Slice once suggested that Spokane does not experience impressive thunderstorms. Well, after that late night boom-fest about a week ago, we stand corrected.
Idea for a real-life Halloween horror flick: “Water Damage III: It came from the bathroom above.”
Regarding “Apple Maggot Quarantine Area”: “What would happen if all the drivers who indeed HAD FRUIT would stop and place their fruit on the correct side of the signs that tell us not to ‘transport beyond this point”’? - Lyle Wagner, Farmington, Wash.
Slice answer: “My occupation is very, very poorly portrayed by TV and movies,” wrote Byron Cutting, a student at the University of Idaho who has worked as a lifeguard and camp counselor. “…’Baywatch’ is not the only offender.”
Warm-up questions: Is it just a coincidence that Canada’s Thanksgiving Day (today) comes right on the heels of the start of the National Hockey League season? What Spokane alley looks most like a B-movie crime scene?
Today’s Slice questions: If the Inland Northwest printed its own money, whose image would go on the dollar bill? What about the penny?
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