Fergie’s Not Exactly A Model Of Cover Quality
The idea was simple - pick up a few extra (thousands of) dollars by doing a little modeling.
And when you already make headlines whenever you appear in public, as the Duchess of York does, what’s the problem?
Simply this: Being a model may not take a degree in rocket science, but it does require a certain amount of physical charm. And that, fashion experts say, is what the ex-wife of Brit-royal Prince Andrew cobspicuously lacks.
After the duchess posed for the British version of Vogue magazine, British fashion commentator Marcia Brackett said she suffered from “a real bad hair day! She looks like she woke up with a hangover!”
Vogue editor Alexandra Shulman was more diplomatic.
“The Duchess’ picture just wasn’t the best image,” she said.
Loose talk
Madonna, making a plea to her several fans (in Entertainment Weekly): “Please, from the bottom of my heart, stop sending baby gifts to my home.”
And he’ll don his red socks in celebration
Roger Clemens turns 34 today.
It’s the smart cookie who peddles politicians
The election isn’t until November, but Family Circle magazine is already pitting First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton against Elizabeth Dole in a cookie contest. Clinton’s chocolate cookie recipe, which prevailed against that of Barbara Bush, will vie with the recipe for pecan roll cookies that Dole inherited from her mother.
Action star fears that we’ll think he’s shooting blanks
In the lawsuit that Tom Cruise, 34, has levied against the German magazine Bunte, he claims he is NOT sterile and CAN produce children of his own, though he hasn’t (in fact, he adopted two children with wife Nicole Kidman).
And in doing so, she says, ‘In your face, Jane Seymour!’
After delivering her son, Brandon, on June 5, “Baywatch” beauty Pamela Anderson Lee on Monday returned to work on the syndicated series. She was, of course, wearing the obligatory swimsuit.
Next year, we hope they realize we’re available, too
So, Bill Cosby’s didn’t want to address the Inaugural World Convention of the Family Federation for World Peace - a group associated with the Rev. Sun Myung Moon that paid Cosby $150,000 (for 16 minutes of work). Here, though, is a list of addressees who did not complain: former President Gerald Ford, former British Prime Minister Edward Heath, evangelist Robert Schuller, Maureen Reagan, former Costa Rican President Oscar Arias and Jack Kemp.
And their ambition is to live the life of Kato Kaelin
So who is the typical Urban Outfitters customer? “We call them the upscale homeless,” clothes-maker Glen Senk told Bazaar. “They are 18 to 25 - cool kids whose main goal is to meet other cool kids.”
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