Innocent Or Not, Ol’ O.J. Simply Won’t Slip Away

NBC’s late-night-TV guys took it to O.J. Simpson lately.

“Anybody see the O.J. video yet?” said “Tonight” host Jay Leno. “I guess the tape’s about two hours long. I understand the director’s cut is a little bit longer. In the director’s cut, he kills three people.”

And, he continued, “Three of the former O.J. jurors now say they think maybe O.J. is guilty after all. They say a lot of the facts are starting to point to him. You know, there was a word for that kind of stuff, I believe it was called EVIDENCE.”

As for “Late Night” host Conan O’Brien, he wondered, “In an interview, Paula Barbieri says she broke up with O.J. by leaving a message on his answering machine. I can’t believe she wouldn’t break up with him face to face.”

Loose talk

Jack Nicholson on his well-deserved reputation for being a ladies’ man (in Cosmopolitan magazine): “I once went through a lot of infantilism sexually. When I began sexual activity in earnest, my point of view was simply to try to seduce everyone I could.”

Say, didn’t she once win the Spider Sabich Ski Shoot?

Claudine Longet turns 54 today.

Where is Dr. Frankenstein when we really need him?

According to “a dozen top plastic surgeons” polled by InStyle magazine, the best female body parts belong to: Elle Macpherson (legs), Vendela (derriere), Cindy Crawford and Stephanie Seymour (breasts), Frederique (belly), Christie Brinkley and Paulina Porizkova (chin), Claudia Schiffer and Uma Thurman (lips), Sharon Stone and Julia Roberts (nose), Isabella Rossellini and Sophia Loren (eyes), and Kate Moss and Hillary Rodham Clinton (cheekbones).

Perhaps she should read the above item

Suzanne Somers, hawking her new product, the ButtMaster, told TV Guide, “I’m probably more concerned with my butt now than when I was doing ‘Three’s Company.’ I took it for granted at that time. At this age, I think, ‘Whoa, I’ve got to do a little focus here.”’

And as Sgt. Garcia, we see…Melanie Griffith!

Next up for the “Desperado” tandem of director Robert Rodriguez and star Antonio Banderas: “Zorro.”

If she wants to be rude, well, we support her choice

Things are not going well between Britain’s Princess Diana and Tiggy Legge-Bourke, the nanny that Di’s estranged husband, Prince Charles, hired for their sons, Princes William and Harry. Di apparently has accused Legge-Bourke of going abroad to have an abortion. Legge-Bourke, while denying Di’s allegations, was visibly upset by the accusation.

So much depends on mother’s frame of… well, you know

And this just in: Ursula Andress, who turns 60 on March 19, has been offered $250,000 to do another Playboy spread. She hasn’t accepted yet because her son, 16-year-old Dimitri, is tired of taking grief from his friends. Stay tuned.

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