School Drops List Of Bests

No one knows which senior is most likely to succeed at Cromwell High School this year. Or who’s the best-dressed or has the best smile.

That’s because the editors of the school’s yearbook have dropped the superlatives list of class standouts to avoid hurting anyone’s feelings.

Santo Veneziano, who was in the running to be class clown, is disappointed.

“Some people were looking forward to it. It’s fun to see who wins,” he said.