Betrayed By Both Of Man’s Best Friends
So how did hooker Sherry Rowlands manage to manuever former Clinton campaign adviser Dick Morris into camera range for the Star tabloid’s expose of their relationship?
With the help of her trusty Yorkshire terrier, reports Newsweek.
When Rowlands grew tired of Morris and decided to sell her story to the tabs, the Star was interested, but wanted more proof.
So Rowlands brought the cuddly dog to the hotel where she and Morris were trysting, according to the magazine, let it loose on the balcony and went after it.
Morris followed, fondling and kissing Rowlands while playing with the pooch, as a Star photographer on the rooftop of an adjacent hotel snapped away.
Loose talk
David Letterman, in his Top 10 “Late Show” list of Dick Morris excuses: “Misunderstood when President Clinton asked him to ‘poll some women.”’ Maybe Morris should have stuck to the Nunns
Retiring Sen. Sam Nunn, D-Ga., turns 58 today.
Guess he’s been guarding the wrong bodies
Princess Stephanie of Monaco, whose husband, Daniel Ducruet, was photographed in a naked poolside romp with another woman, is being pressured to divorce him by her sister, Princess Caroline, and her father, Prince Rainier, a French magazine reports. The couple met when Ducruet, a palace bodyguard, was assigned to protect Stephanie during her short-lived career as a rock singer.
A check? We’ll need to take your prince
Speaking of divorced royals, Princess Diana was none too pleased when her expired credit card didn’t register at an upscale London store and she had to pay $32 in cash for two lipsticks. Her spokesman blamed the store for being slow in replacing the card.
He really did trade Di in for a new model
Prince Charles’ longtime paramour, Camilla Parker-Bowles - who was so dowdy that Diana christened her “The Rottweiller” - has shed 30 pounds, colored her hair, bought some sophisticated clothes and been ordered to smile more. The result, observers say, is that she looks eerily like - you guessed it - Di herself.
And she always gets him to do her bideting
French first lady Bernadette Chirac revealed the secret to getting her husband’s attention: “When I have to tell him something important, I do it in two sentences in the morning in the bathroom.”
Jackie’s never been one to couch his words
Comedian Jackie Mason, who covered the Democratic convention for Britain’s BBC radio network, on John F. Kennedy Jr.: “(He) is a lawyer who couldn’t pass the bar. He’s got a magazine without a reader … The only thing he did successfully is to sell his mother’s furniture. Who knew that he would make a living in the furniture business?”
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