As far as we know, George Washington did not father any children.
But what if he had? What sort of lives would they have led? I’ll go first.
Bobby Washington: A real estate agent whose motto was “Now is a good time to buy.”
Monique “Boom Boom” Washington: An exotic dancer.
George Washington, Jr.: A lawyer who mostly played golf.
Tabitha Washington: Operated a tanning salon.
Cuthbert Washington: Got elected county commissioner out West despite a lackluster résumé.
Ezekiel Washington: Church rector who liked gardening.
Caitlin Washington: Known to her siblings as “the grandbaby machine.”
Spokane Washington: First president to be impeached.