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As far as we know, George Washington did not father any children.

But what if he had? What sort of lives would they have led? I’ll go first.

Bobby Washington: A real estate agent whose motto was “Now is a good time to buy.”

Monique “Boom Boom” Washington: An exotic dancer.

George Washington, Jr.: A lawyer who mostly played golf.

Tabitha Washington: Operated a tanning salon.

Cuthbert Washington: Got elected county commissioner out West despite a lackluster résumé.

Ezekiel Washington: Church rector who liked gardening.

Caitlin Washington: Known to her siblings as “the grandbaby machine.”

Spokane Washington: First president to be impeached.

Paul Turner

pault@spokesman.com


 
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