Software you really don’t need

We’ll trust CNet when they tell us that the following countdown of downloads are the absolute worst software of the summer:

5. Offspring. Allegedly this lets you morph your picture with a celebrity to see what your progeny would look like.

4. Poet In A Box. Supposedly lets you create verse without even thinking.

3. Automatic Print E-mail. Prints out all your inbox messages. Wow.

2. Birthday E-cards With Your Personal Voice. Yawn.

1. Lightes. The program creates three screen blocks of different colors: red, yellow, green. When you press a button that says green, the green square appears, and so on. You can’t even mix the three. That’s it?