Did your summer test positive?
Slice-meister Paul Turner is taking some time off this month, but don’t despair: In his absence, we’re rerunning some of the tastier tidbits from this date in Slice history. Today’s sampling:
FROM 2002:
Grade your summer:
A) Redefined euphoric human fulfillment.
B) Pretty good. Went by fast.
C) Watched a lot of TV. Nothing bad happened.
D) Rediscovered my inner yahoo.
F) You’ll have to speak to my public defender.
Incomplete) Still waiting to hear from the lab.
FROM 1999:
Zucchini season: A North Idaho reader named Joyce faxed in a reminder that it’s time to start locking your car doors to avoid receiving surprise vegetable gifts.
FROM 1995:
We heard about a wedding reception at a house over in Twisp that featured two portable potties in the front yard.
“Elegant” wasn’t the word used by the neighbor with whom we spoke.