USC arrives in bottom 10
Several rival losers charged that USC gave up 27 points in the fourth quarter against Stanford in an effort to break into the Bottom Ten. The Trojans, in other words, were pouring it on themselves.
If so, the strategy worked. USC moved to No. 10 on the basis of a smashed-in-the-mouth defense that has surrendered 147 points in its last four games.
However, it appears too late for the Trojans to make a run at the Bottom Ten title because they recorded a few freak victories earlier in the season – one more argument for a BCS (Bowl Chump Series) playoff.
Some pollsters seem to feel sorry for the gutty little Trojans. Paying no attention to USC’s 55-21 loss to Stanford, Jeff Sagarin’s computer ratings this week had the Trojans (7-3) at No. 12 and Stanford (7-3) at No. 15. And you thought computers had no sense of humor.
| Wreck | Last Loss | Next Loss |
| 1. E. Michigan (0-10) | 14-35, W. Michigan | Toledo |
| 2. W. Ky. (0-10) 18-21, La. Monroe | Idle | |
| 3. Wash. St. (1-9) | 7-43, UCLA | Oregon St. |
| 4. San Jose St. (1-8) | 9-24, Utah St. | Hawaii |
| 5. Memphis (2-8) | 21-31, UAB | Houston |
| 6. New Mex. (0-10) | 19-24, BYUColorado St. | |
| 7. Maryland (2-8) | 9-36, Virginia Tech | Florida St. |
| 8. North Texas (2-8) | 28-35, Fla. Int. | Army |
| 9. Vanderbilt (2-9) | 13-24, Kentucky | Tennessee |
| 10. USC (7-3) | 21-55, Stanford | Healing |
11. Tulane (3-7); 12. Rice (1-9); 13. Arizona State (4-6); 14. Tennessee-x (5-5); 15. Michigan (5-6); 16. (tie) Notre Dame and Iowa (still winless in November); 18. Florida State (5-5); 19. On assignment; 20. Texas El End-Over-End Paso (3-7).
x-Assuming that after suspensions it still has enough players to field a team.
Rout of the week: Ohio State (9-2) at Michigan (5-6).
Crummy game of the week: Toledo (4-6) at Eastern Michigan (0-10).
Talk about insults: Iowa went into its game against Ohio State as one of the few 9-1 teams to be a 17-point underdog. The Hawkeyes beat the spread, but not the Buckeyes. Ohio State won 27-24 in overtime.