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The Slice: Some prefer to keep clutter to themselves
The Slice managed to track down and speak with the only house-dwelling family in the Spokane area that has never held a yard sale.
To protect their privacy, I will withhold their identity.
As always, you won’t believe what these interview subjects had to say.
Q: So why haven’t you had a yard sale?
A (Dad): I just don’t think I have a thick enough hide. If I saw some poodle-permed guy in a sleeveless “Porn Star” sweatshirt and aviator sunglasses scoffing at our stuff, I’m pretty sure it would annoy me.
Q: But aren’t people around here required to love bargaining?
A (Mom): That’s not us. We’re more of a “you get what you pay for” family.
Q: But what about ridding yourself of clutter?
A (Daughter, 13): No one is going in my room to collect stuff for a sale. Not now. Not ever. My stuff is MY stuff. Keep out.
Q: Wouldn’t you enjoy the social aspect?
A (Son, 8): I’m not supposed to talk to strangers or bad persons. And from what I’ve seen at sales in our neighborhood, that’s who goes to these things.
Q: I think you folks have this all wrong. Yard sales are supposed to be a chance to clear out some things you don’t need, make a little cash and meet some fun people. Right?
A (Dad): I don’t enjoy being judged by strangers, some of whom are rude and some of whom are thieves.
Q: But what about the fun of deciding on prices, arranging displays and making signs?
A (Mom): Woo-hoo!
Q: Have you people ever even been to a yard sale?
A (Dad): Yes. It gave me an idea. We’ll keep our junk. And everyone else can keep theirs.
Today’s Slice question: Is complimenting co-workers on their appearance about to become a thing of the past?