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‘Too’ contrived outside of fairy-tale purview

Red, voiced by Hayden Panetierre, is shown in a scene from “Hoodwinked Too.”
Jake Coyle Associated Press

“Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” might have had a chance if its enormously talented voice cast had written it, too.

With Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Joan Cusack, Martin Short and even Wayne Newton among those lending quite good voice work to the film, it’s a shame they couldn’t do more to help.

Instead, we have “Hood vs. Evil,” a computer-animated sequel to the mostly forgotten 2005 original. The fractured fairy tale has returned with 3-D graphics, more polished animation and less wit.

There was some madcap charm to the earlier “Hoodwinked!,” which reinterpreted the story of Red Riding Hood as a “Rashomon”-style detective story, unearthing an alibi for the wolf (Patrick Warburton) and a heretofore unforeseen joie de vivre in Granny (Glenn Close).

Such mash-ups of fairy tales have become commonplace since “Shrek” and children’s books like David Wiesner’s “The Three Pigs.” But “Hoodwinked Too!” takes the same characters and, instead of refashioning a fairy tale, casts them in an action film plot.

Red (Hayden Panettiere, assuming Anne Hathaway’s role), Wolf, Twitchy (an over-caffeinated squirrel voiced by Cory Edwards) and Granny are now special agents in the HEA: Happily Ever After Agency.

Led by the dapper, long-legged frog Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers), they pursue the kidnapped Hansel (Hader) and Gretel (Poehler) when they’re taken by a witch (Cusack).

In the ensuing rescue mission, the team encounters returning characters like Boingo the Bunny (Andy Dick) and Kirk the Woodsman (Short, assuming Jim Belushi’s part), as well as new ones, including a mafioso Giant (Brad Garrett) and a lounge-singer harp (Newton).

The frame, though, is more “Mission: Impossible” than Brothers Grimm. In a frantic pursuit for a “super truffle” recipe, there are attempts at inserting modernity with motorcycles and cellphones. Most unnecessary is the sisterhood of kung fu bakers.

There are forced, adult-oriented references to Comic Con, Rachael Ray and Twitter. The 3-D was added in post-production and is very much in the “rip-off” category of quality.

The film works best when it’s playful within a fairy tale world (as opposed to an action film world), like when agents storm a gingerbread house and rather than kicking down the door, eat it.

One feels sympathy for such classic, beloved characters constantly being refashioned for films beneath them. Red Riding Hood needs a better agent.