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May 10, 2011 in City
Near-victim takes devotion to a whole new reality
Edgar Steele, former Aryan Nations shyster, was found guilty late last week of hiring some thug to blow his wife, Cyndi, (and her mother) to smithereens.
Can’t say I didn’t see that train a’coming.
I was a tad disappointed, however, to learn that the federal jurors in Boise didn’t also find Cyndi guilty of being the thickest brick on the planet.
Far be it from me to pick on the victim of record.
But Mrs. Steele’s misguided faith in her hubby is not just dumb, it’s Larry the Cable Guy dumb.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m a firm believer in the concept of blind, unquestioning loyalty. It is the foundation of some of our most successful criminal institutions, after all.
The Mafia, say.
Or Wall Street.
I couldn’t believe Mrs. Steele’s halting, emotional defense of Edgar after the verdict rolled in. She’s still singing the same old Tammy Wynette tune.
Hey, speaking of which. This would be a swell time to give another listen to “Stand By Your Klan.”
That’s the parody song I released last summer in honor of Cyndi.
Give it a tumble at www.spokesman.com.
Cyndi swears she’s not suffering from the Stockholm syndrome and I believe her.
It’s more like Lock-Stock-and- Blockhead syndrome.
This, of course, is not the proper venue to rehash all of the evidence and preposterous defense theories.
This is your improper venue for cheap laughs, snarky asides and one-liners.
Suffice it to say that Mrs. Steele believes her poor Edgar – who bears an uncanny resemblance to Klaus Kinski’s 1979 movie portrayal of the vampire Nosferatu – was framed due to his aforementioned legal work for those Hitler-loving Aryan ass clowns.
Wake up, Cyndi!
Cops aren’t that creative. If the feds want to frame someone they don’t go around hatching complicated plots involving hit men and homemade pipe bombs.
They follow the playbook and plant a pound-a coke in the patsy’s car trunk.
This should tell you all you need to know about Cyndi’s dysfunctional allegiance to Edgar.
We learned in the trial that, prior to his arrest, Mr. Steele had sent more than 14,000 computer messages to women he met through an online dating service.
Steele told one of the women, 25-year-old Tatyana Loginova, that he would “never have another American woman, never again.”
Now, any normal, rational human being would peg Steele as the smarmy old philanderer he most certainly is.
Cyndi, however, is not normal. She testified that her spouse of 25 years was merely conducting research into the Russian mail order bride business.
OK. I’d like to take a moment to say a few words to all the women who might be reading this.
Ladies, if you catch your man using the computer to conduct research into a Russian mail order business, here are the steps you should take.
1. Find a phonebook.
2. Open Yellow Pages to “Attorneys.”
3. Begin conducting your own research project into the section marked “Divorce & Family.”
If, however, you discover that your man has sent 14,000-plus emails to available foreign women and that one of them is a 25-year-old Ukrainian named Tatyana, please put the above three steps on hold until after you check into a motel under an assumed name.
But whatever you do, just don’t start your car without first checking the wheel wells and undercarriage for things that go “BOOM!!!”
Doug Clark is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review. He can be reached at (509) 459-5432 or by email at dougc@spokesman.com.
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ChefGus/ John Olsen on May 10 at 5:37 a.m.
On average it takes a person 7 (seven) attempts to get out of an abusive and controlling relationship…. and she is most at risk for homicide when she actually is in the process of leaving…. so a safe house, or help from the YWCA is imperative. John
liberal_in_right_wing_land on May 10 at 10:58 a.m.
This lady is as stupid as they come. Very sad that this stupid, stupid woman is giving so many other smart and strong women a bad name, since she is just weak and stupid to stand by someone trying to kill her.
done on May 10 at 2:22 p.m.
Hasn’t anyone ever thought that maybe Steele has all his money in offshore accounts where Cyndi can’t touch it. So if she acts like she still likes him maybe he’ll tell her where all the money is stashed so that she can use it to pay for his appeal/defense. Then she’ll take all the money and just keep it for herself.
Penswoman on May 10 at 5:22 p.m.
I think Cyndi is mainly embarrassed. She has lived in a false reality in which her family, friends and associates were above everyone else - the Aryan elite. Instead of someone who never made a living at practicing law, Edgar was the Lawyer for the Damned. She was a genteel British horsewoman - in Idaho. Their palpably unattractive children were Aryan Youth: The Next Generation.
Now, that facade is blown to Hell. Her happy marriage never existed. Edgar has been chasing skirts at least since when she caught him and briefly filed for divorce a decade ago. Edgar’s rise in white supremacist circles was stymied by competition and ill health. The children are homely and dim. The President is black. She is hard put to find anything that is the way she wants it to be. So, Cyndi is retreating into what she knows - paranoia, distrust and irrationality.
I do commend her lawyer for stopping Cyndi as she embarked on an attack on ZOG during her tirade. Things would have gotten considerably uglier if he hadn’t. Suffice it to say that a person who does not realize being blown up would have been more devastating than seeing her husband convicted for the attempt doesn’t know when to shut up on her own.
done on May 11 at 9:58 p.m.
Penswoman you hit it on the nose every time…
Chompers on May 19 at 2:16 a.m.
Douggie: Those pesky “Free Edgar Steele” lunatics are trying to go fisticuffs witcha: “For those who are unfamiliar with Doug, think Noel Ignatiev (“abolish the White race”) blended in equal proportion with Sandra Bernhard (hideous troll Jewish “comedian”).” http://www.free-edgar-steele.com/?p=367
Not to worry… Nobody can touch your très elegant authorial stylings.
Though, your Media hate is becoming a bit shopworn, eh?
monamontgomery on May 19 at 1:49 p.m.
These are Cyndi’s choices: take on the roll of the rejected wife, unattractive and cantankerous, or wear a crown as Queen of the Great White Race.
hipshotpercusion on May 21 at 9:37 a.m.
Dougie is an insignificant little dollop of Parrot Droppings. Just my humble opinion. It makes sense to me, because I heard your paper is suited well for lining the bottom of Parrot cages.
hipshotpercusion on May 22 at 9:19 a.m.
I’m not sorry. that should have read,” well suited,” but you get the idea.
Chompers on May 24 at 7:43 p.m.
Penswoman - a clear cheerleader of liberalista, fashionable PC hate. All the right words: “white supremacist”, “Aryan”… All the right name-calling.
Who’s your handler? ADL? SPLC? S-R? The Police State? Oh, wait, they’re all one in the same, basically.
However, Penswoman is an amateur. She left out “racist”, “bigot”, “anti-Government”, “anti-Semite”. Ahhh, no need to get worked up into a sweat when just a few slurs will do. One must pace one’s self when despising the un-PC.
hipshotpercusion on May 25 at 6:03 a.m.
penswoman, I would like to know what the so called president being black have to do with this case? After all, he’s not the first back or bi-racial president(sic)of the united States.
hipshotpercusion on May 25 at 6:04 a.m.
penswoman, I would like to know what the so called president being black have to do with this case? After all, he’s not the first back or bi-racial president of the united States.
steve5748 on June 05 at 7:37 a.m.
Let us suppose for the moment that Doug Clark isn’t merely some hack writer without a clue - albeit with skills in employing sarcasm and ‘humor’ to cater for an uneducated Liberal audience, and the Cowles Publishing Company is dedicated to exposing untruths and injustice - as opposed to going with the flow in the pursuit of profit. Let’s suppose that Doug has some understanding of physics, fires, impacts and structures, as do the structural engineers, architects, physicists, mechanical engineers, metallurgical engineering graduates, PhD scientists, fire protection engineers, fire-fighters, electrical design engineers, explosives technicians, etc, who may be seen on the ae911truth YouTube channel explaining why they know the official conspiracy theory about Osama bin Laden and the Muslims pulling off 9/11 is a pack of lies. And let’s suppose that Doug was committed to exposing government lies, had written about those lies instead of going for a few cheap laughs, and became a thorn in the side of certain powerful, crooked individuals.
In this scenario, Doug is arrested and jailed on a charge of conspiring to murder his wife Sherry. An out-of-state relative - such as a mother-in-law - is added to the alleged target list in order that the crime becomes interstate and the FBI can become involved. In an abysmal clutching of straws, the persecutors / prosecutors cite various motives:
The ‘evidence’ against Doug consists of two or three audio files in which the background noise changes, and the inflection in Doug’s voice disappears, when he is discussing the alleged murder-for-hire plot. The supposed hit man is a bankrupt bum with debts of $638,898, whom Doug had in reality simply hired to do work around his home whilst recovering from some near-fatal medical emergency, such as a ruptured ascending aortic aneurysm. Sherry and Ben or Emily can hear that the recording is not authentic, that it doesn’t sound like Doug’s voice during the ‘incriminating’ passages, and they know he loves them and is totally innocent of the allegations. And after Sherry discovers she’s been driving hundreds of miles in a car with a pipe bomb, and the word bomb jumps out at her when she later listens to the recordings, the FBI never warn her about bombs that might be on her car. The agent claims to have listened to the recordings, but says he must have “missed” that part. There is supposed to be a third recording. However, at least eleven days after it was allegedly recorded, it is said to be “not ready”.
steve5748 on June 05 at 7:38 a.m.
It turns out that the financially desperate handyman is a long-time federal informant, has stolen cash or silver after finding it at the Clarks’ home, placed pipe bombs on Doug and Sherry’s cars, and let Sherry drive around for hundreds of miles with a bomb on her car. The handyman’s motive for these attempted murders is to cover up his theft by silencing Doug and Sherry. The bomb on Sherry’s car is subsequently described by a bomb technician as one of the biggest pipe bombs he remembers, and he risks his life taking the bomb off the car because it was secured so strongly that it could not be remotely removed by a robot device.
When the bombs fail to explode, the bankrupt federal informant goes to the FBI - or some other agency in the first instance - and makes a deal in which he agrees to set up Doug on murder-for-hire charges that could account for the informant having the cash or silver. In the frame-up, it is claimed that the informant was given the money by Doug to murder Sherry - and the out-of-state relative. If necessary, the bomb on Doug’s car can be explained away by claiming it was part of Doug’s alibi in that he would set it off after hearing his wife had been killed, to make it look like he was also a target. But the handyman fails to volunteer the information about the bombs to his FBI employers, possibly successfully removing one bomb whilst botching an attempt to remove the other, and fooling himself with wishful thinking that it might have fallen off.
Even though the bankrupt handyman / informant belatedly admits to fixing the bomb on Sherry’s car - but only after it is discovered, and even though everyone agrees that Doug has never handled a bomb, the federal informant gets a sweetheart deal of a mere 27 months in jail with credit for time already served, whilst Doug is facing a mandatory consecutive sentence of 30 years in prison for “possession of a destructive device in relation to a crime of violence”. And a cousin of the FBI snitch, who rode with him out-of-state to inspect and possibly remove the pipe bomb, is not even charged with any offense. The snitch’s cousin happens to be the brother of a famous comedian who has had Benjamin Netanyahu as a guest on his show in recent years.
steve5748 on June 05 at 7:43 a.m.
Netanyahu happens to be one of the four Israeli prime ministers who were close friends with the two billionaire businessmen who took over the World Trade Center lease, insured the buildings for billions of dollars against terrorist attacks six weeks before the buildings were destroyed in terrorist attacks, after making sure the terms of the insurance included a clause stating that in the event of a terrorist attack, the partners could not only collect the insured value of the property but would also be released from all of their obligations under the 99-year lease. Israel happens to be the country that, prior to 9/11, already had a known capability for targeting U.S. forces or assets and making it look like an Arab act. And Israel is the country whose agents were seen joking and high-fiving as they filmed and celebrated the WTC attacks, before they were arrested and tie-ins to the attacks were found in their van such as maps of New York City with certain places highlighted.
steve5748 on June 05 at 7:45 a.m.
And Israel is the country visited by former New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik from August 26-29, 2001, where he met with billionaire industrialist Eitan Wertheimer weeks before announcing September 16, 2001 that a “hijacker’s passport” had been “found”, before Kerik received an unexplained “loan” of $250,000 from Wertheimer and had $236,269 in rent paid from December 2001 through December 2003 by real estate mogul Steven Witkoff, who in 1999 was considering buying the World Trade Center. Israel is the country that had more than a hundred of its agents, as “art students”, attempt to penetrate U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) offices and other federal buildings including 36 sensitive Department of Defense (DoD) sites between January 2000 and September 2001. We could go on, and on, and on…
steve5748 on June 05 at 7:48 a.m.
If the judge directing this hypothetical Doug Clark trial had said, in pre-trial hearings, that none of the defense’s proposed expert witnesses would be allowed to testify about the authenticity of the recordings because they were either “unreliable” or their testimony was “irrelevant”, then had changed his mind as the trial was nearing its conclusion and agreed that an audio expert would be permitted to speak by video link from vacation thousands of miles away, and then changed his mind again, insisting instead that the expert must testify in person and setting an impossibly tight deadline of 8:30 the next morning, such an exclusion of a challenge to the prosecution’s phony ‘evidence’ would be an outrage in any nation that professes to uphold the rule of law and the right to a fair trial. How would Doug and Sherry Clark like it when some hack writer claimed that Sherry Clark’s steadfast conviction that her husband was innocent indicated she was the “thickest brick on the planet” and had “Lock-Stock-and-Blockhead syndrome”? Of course, if the hack writes lyrics and records a parody of an old Tammy Wynette hit and then admits his priority is “cheap laughs, snarky asides and one-liners” rather than an examination of the evidence, that suggests he’s not entirely serious.
Now, although Edgar Steele had correctly identified the perpetrators behind 9/11 - as well as many more deceptions, crimes and atrocities, the cat is already out of the bag as far as 9/11 is concerned. Those conducting the last-ditch attempts at a cover up can do little more than spout inane drivel about “anti-Semitism” and patently false analogies about “Flat Earthers” and “creationists”. Mr. Steele’s latest original research was into human trafficking, specifically the “Russian brides” scam. Hence the 14,000 emails, which is far in excess of that required to get a date, but is consistent with a diligent researcher intending to write a book or two on the subject. Given that the tribe behind 9/11 who had already been extensively criticised by Ed Steele was also heavily involved in human trafficking, and given the tribe’s powerful influence upon the U.S. government and federal agencies, it is only to be expected that the tribe would have the means and the motive to silence Mr. Steele.
If Doug Clark cannot bring himself to apologize to Edgar Steele because of irreconcilable political differences, he should at least offer an apology to Cyndi Steele, a target of his venomous barbs. Failure to do so would point towards Mr. Clark’s loyalties lying with a particular clan or tribe, and would demolish any remaining vestiges of Doug Clark’s reputation as an objective, fair-minded commentator.