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Three Stooges are back

Rejoice, Three Stooges fans; they are back, with a new cast. Moe is played by Mitt Romney, Larry is played by Rick Santorum, and lovable Curly is played by Newt Gingrich. In these new episodes, the Stooges are running for political office, with each show presented as a debate. Madcap ideas abound.

Each week, they come up with one scheme after another. Curly/Newt has the U.S. colonizing the moon during his administration. Moe/Mitt is now Richie Rich wealthy, with little use for the poor, and considers women as second-class citizens. My favorite is Larry/Rick Santorum. He wants to take us back 100 years, especially where the reproductive rights of women are concerned. His regime would have the government in our bedrooms but, to his credit, he has come up with a new use for aspirin.

So tune in each week, where the Three Stooges will bring hilarity into your home.

T.J. Wolferman

Coeur d’Alene



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