On May 26, in The Spokesman-Review, we asked readers to submit original verses that anyone can use on memorial service programs handed out at funerals.
You wouldn’t expect a memorial verse writing “contest” to elicit funny prose and poems, but it did. A few anyway.
For instance, Gerry Krueger, 75, isn’t planning to die soon, nor is her husband, Ron Krueger, 79. But Gerry Krueger is planning ahead.
If she dies before her husband, she has written a memorial verse to be printed on her funeral program. It expresses her hope that their widow friends will cook dinners for her husband. It’s pretty darn funny.
The rest were profound, thoughtful, long and short, and one of the “winners” was Winniford Thomson, who was 92 when she died in 2005. Her family members sent in three poems, penned by Thomson, printed on her own funeral program.
In all, we received nearly 50 submissions. We asked the people quoted in the original article – funeral directors Dennis Murphy, Paula Davis, Andrew Adams and poet Mark Mangiaracina – to pick their favorites.
We’re printing those that got the most votes by our judges, but all the verses can be found on The Spokesman-Review’s website.
All can be used on memorial service programs (with proper author attribution) by funeral homes, family members and anyone else looking for sentiments to express a deceased person’s outlook on life.
As Krueger’s memorial verse illustrates, sometimes there can be a little “fun” in funerals. Here are the words she’ll leave behind:
Remember my forest,
remember my dolls,
but remember to feed my husband
when I’m gone.
Remember my needlework,
remember my buttons,
but remember to bake sour cream rolls
for my husband when I’m gone.
Remember my corgis,
remember my sheep,
but remember home-cooked food for
my husband when I’m gone.
Remember my smile,
remember my friends,
but remember to leave your phone number
with hot dishes when I’m gone.
He’s a great guy, give him a hug.
He has a warm heart, make him smile.
But most of all remember to feed my husband
now that I’m gone.