HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Thursday, Sept. 26, 2013: This year you will break precedent and open up to an unusual opportunity. At first you could be reticent, but eventually you will decide to go for it. If single, in this process, you will meet someone quite different and spectacular. Take your time and get to know this person. If attached, the two of you will enjoy getting involved with a public commitment of some kind. Having outside interests together will bond the relationship further. Cancer can be pushy. A baby born today has a sun in Libra and a moon in Gemini if born before 12:39 p.m. Afterward, the moon will be in Cancer.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) • • • • Use the daytime hours to the max. You could be surprised by everything you can accomplish.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) • • • • Be aware of your checkbook balance, and catch a change quickly. Your ability to move past the obvious while looking for deeper reasons and more information will help.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) • • • • • You are full of spunk in the morning. The cost of enabling a situation to move forward could be higher than you’d anticipated. CANCER (June 21-July 22) • • • You might be slow to take action, but once you do, it could be difficult to stop you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) • • • Use the morning to the max. You have a lot to think about this afternoon, and you might feel pressured by others to come to a conclusion. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) • • • • Others will continue to pressure you until you decide to become unavailable.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) • • • • You are willing to walk in someone else’s shoes. Do it more often in order to prevent a problem from developing.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) • • • • A partner seems much more fun-loving than in the past. Be ready to switch gears, as you might need to make a long-distance call.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) • • • You are able to digest a lot of information and then quickly share it in a clear manner.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) • • • • Get as much done in the morning as you can. By afternoon, meetings and people in general will occupy your time.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) • • • • Your playfulness will be hard to resist, but you might need to tame it a bit in the afternoon.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) • • • • You might be slow to start in the morning, but by afternoon, you will be full of ideas, enthusiasm and energy.
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