If memory serves, The Slice’s mission statement includes something about helping grandparents whenever possible.
So here goes. I know there are a few grandfathers who would like to teach young grandchildren a selection of memorable lines from prison movies. You know, to be recycled by the kid on the first day of school.
But how to choose?
It’s easy. Just go with these two.
“Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” — “The Shawshank Redemption”
And, “You make a bad enough mistake, and then you gotta deal with the Man. And he is one rough old boy.” — “Cool Hand Luke”
A grade school student spouting either of those on the first day is almost certain to be regarded with respect, if not awe.
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