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The plan is no plan

Well, we are still waiting for a strategic plan to confront our worldly problems. But the world knows there are only two problems that are deserving of a plan:

How, when and where to address the subject of fundraising, and what liberal colleges and union gathering to attend?

And in what country should the next strategic and malicious assault on the little white, dimpled ball be? To viciously and soundly beat it with no consideration to the helpless turf.

It is a wonder the Islamic State doesn’t contribute to the campaign, for what better adversary could there be than what our commander-in-chief is instilling on them?

And as for Russian President Vladimir Putin: Get off your high horse and meet our man on the 8th green, shirt on or off. As for Mexico, we should trade about 15,000 Latino inmates for the imprisoned Marine being held without any representation.

Yes, we have no plan.

Dave Darlow

Spokane

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