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The Slice: How to tell people are old
“My wife likes to feed the ducks. We put out chicken scratch and they fly in. This happens every autumn and the ducks sometimes use our house roof as a spot to land on before dropping down to eat.
“One Saturday morning our daughter said she was hearing noises coming from inside one of our two upstairs chimney chambers. We all heard the noise and opened both our upstairs fireplaces and poked around hoping something would come out. Nothing did, so we forgot about it.
“We were gone for about four hours and when we returned we couldn’t figure out where the white specks on the living room rug came from. There was also a feather that my wife picked up and tossed.
“We settled in for a TV evening. I went to our bedroom for some reason and discovered a female mallard waddling around. We got all excited and finally caught up to her in the bathroom. Let her go and away she flew.”
“I was taking him to school one day, and remarked that he needed to quit growing up as it was making me older. He commented that he could not stop it, but I shouldn’t worry because I wasn’t old. I asked how he knew, and he said, ‘You don’t have those fingers that look like scary tree branches, and you don’t walk with those little baby steps like old people do.’ After a very long, thoughtful pause he then said, ‘But sorry Grandma, Grandpa’s already there.’ ”
Rick McCay thinks cruising Riverside might have peaked in 1975. “That seemed to be the year the police had the most paddy wagons (we called them party wagons) down there. They were everywhere.”
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