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Exciting penmanship multiple choice

When using a stylus to write your name on one of those electronic signature-capturing devices near cash registers, how's your penmanship?

A) Laughable. B) Doesn't even deserve to be called a scrawl. C) You would think I am a celebrity dashing off yet another autograph. D) Not quite as precise as the handwriting employed by doctors writing prescriptions. E) Clear, careful, F) About like a contestant's on that old show “What's My Line?” G) It resembles a seismograph reading. H) It looks like modern art. I) Other.