Stories tagged: Norman Chad
Mon., Oct. 2, 2017, 8:55 p.m.
Norman Chad: Only one word for MLB’s regular season – cockamamie
How cockamamie was last year’s election season? It was so cockamamie, I had never even used the word “cockamamie” other than in a 1969 spelling bee in which I finished …
Mon., Sept. 25, 2017, 6:32 p.m.
Fans staying away from NFL venues in droves
Back when I was younger (and marginally smarter), I would tell anyone within shouting distance – and, yes, I would shout; not at a Stephen A. Smith screaming level, more …
Mon., Sept. 18, 2017, 7:31 p.m.
Norman Chad: Bernhard Langer has had plenty of senior moments
Among the major sports in America, one could argue – actually, I
Mon., Sept. 11, 2017, 6:52 p.m.
Norman Chad: Colleges need to focus on upgrading education not football facilities
College football is so wrong for so many reasons – and that’s before we even get to the latest academic fraud at Florida State. It is money ill-spent and time …
Mon., Sept. 4, 2017, 6:22 p.m.
This year’s NFL team of destiny … L.A. Chargers
When identifying my annual NFL Team of Destiny, I like to a find a franchise that has been waking up on the wrong side of the bed for a long …
Mon., Aug. 28, 2017, 7:06 p.m.
Norman Chad: The smarmiest man in the room
Bill Belichick might be both a genius and a jerk – they are not mutually exclusive. Just because you are the smartest person in the room doesn’t mean you can’t …
Mon., Aug. 21, 2017, 6:42 p.m.
Norman Chad: Floyd “Money” Mayweather shouldn’t be allowed to box
I am writing this column under protest – yeah, I know, usually most of you read this column under protest, so now we’re even – because today I am writing …
UPDATED: Mon., Aug. 14, 2017, 9:59 p.m.
Norman Chad: A look at President Trump’s sports tweets
Like George W. Bush before him, Donald Trump has run a sports franchise and run a sovereign nation.
Mon., Aug. 7, 2017, 7:43 p.m.
Norman Chad has a plan to save bowling
Sure, America has a host of serious concerns but Couch Slouch believes that the future of our democracy – the health and welfare of our children and our children’s children …
Mon., June 26, 2017, 6:23 p.m.
Norman Chad: Iditarod doesn’t play out from dog’s perspective
I love dogs – Toni will tell you I don’t need a wife by my side, I just need a Weimaraner – and every year, my favorite column to write …
Mon., June 5, 2017, 6:24 p.m.
Norman Chad chronicles Mr. Met’s final day on the job
With one obscene gesture last week, Mr. Met went from flipping a bird to flipping burgers. Here’s the thing, though: Team mascots are seen as cartoon characters, but there is …
Mon., May 29, 2017, 7:27 p.m.
Norman Chad: 23 facts about wide world of sports on TV
These are 23 (more) facts, tried and true, about the widening world of sports television:
Mon., May 22, 2017, 6:38 p.m.
Norman Chad: Covering sports isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
I had an epiphany in 1983, watching Texas Rangers manager Doug Rader eating barbecue ribs while wearing nothing but a jockstrap. But I’ll get back to that later. To many …
UPDATED: Mon., May 15, 2017, 8:18 p.m.
Chad: Hey IOC, I’m begging you to pick Paris over L.A.
So you fellas – and, yes, you are almost all fellas – were in Los Angeles last week, getting the ten-cent tour of the City of Angels. And this week …
Mon., May 8, 2017, 7:19 p.m.
Norman Chad: Statistics, recent events say racism alive and well in baseball
In 1947, Jackie Robinson broke the color line in Major League Baseball, joining the Brooklyn Dodgers as the game’s first black player in the modern era. In 2017 – seventy …
UPDATED: Mon., May 1, 2017, 8:34 p.m.
Norman Chad: Kidney stones win out over NFL draft
Last week I had a choice – pass some kidney stones or watch the NFL draft. To preserve my mental health, I passed on the draft.
Mon., April 24, 2017, 6:56 p.m.
Rory McIlroy has gone and done it now
Rory McIlroy, championship golfer, now is Rory McIlroy, newly-wed husband. Talk about an unplayable lie.
UPDATED: Mon., April 17, 2017, 8:31 p.m.
Norman Chad: Grizzled, old baseball GMs being replaced by Ivy Leaguers
Playing Strat-o-Matic Baseball as a kid, I figured I might grow up to become an MLB general manager one day. Meanwhile, my mother figured I might grow up to become …
Mon., April 10, 2017, 7:55 p.m.
Norman Chad: Here’s everything you need to know about NBA playoffs in less than two months
The NBA playoffs are upon us, which seems unlikely considering the NBA regular season never ends. The only thing that lasts longer than the NBA regular season is a Ken …
Mon., March 27, 2017, 7:19 p.m.
Norman Chad: NBA’s superstar-resting problem easy to fix
The NBA’s latest problem – they charge you Broadway prices and then give you an off-Broadway show – is self-inflicted and solvable.
Mon., March 20, 2017, 6:25 p.m.
Norman Chad: Baseball study states the obvious
A recently released scientific study – based on 20 years of Major League Baseball games – concluded that players do not play as well after long flights.
Mon., March 13, 2017, 6:17 p.m.
Check out Tuffy’s take on the 45th Iditarod
They’re running out of snow, so “The Last Great Race on Earth” might be down to its last race soon.
UPDATED: Mon., March 6, 2017, 7:39 p.m.
Norman Chad: When it comes to sports, time is of the essence
We are in such a rush these days, no one has time to sit for anything start to finish.
Mon., Feb. 27, 2017, 6:30 p.m.
Norman Chad: What a strange place for a hockey match to break out
We sorely could use some good news, so when Toni, a.k.a. She Is The One, e-mailed me * a video link recently along with the words, “THIS is a column,” …
Mon., Feb. 20, 2017, 6:45 p.m.
NBA needs to work on its relationships
Everybody in the NBA makes a lot of money but nobody gets along. “Family Feud” could do a month-long NBA version and not run out of hostilities, squabbles and quarrels.
UPDATED: Mon., Feb. 13, 2017, 8:03 p.m.
Norman Chad: Triple-double your pleasure with Russell Westbrook
Russell Westbrook and the triple-double have become as synonymous as Louis Pasteur and pasteurization.
Sun., Feb. 5, 2017, 11:01 p.m.
Norman Chad: A minute-by-minute countdown to despair
Are these the darkest days of our democracy since the Civil War? Don’t know for sure, but between the White House, the Falcons’ unforgivable collapse and the Patriots’ unholy dynasty, …
Mon., Jan. 30, 2017, 7:07 p.m.
Chad: Time to provide Super Bowl Viewing Guide
Chad: Donald Trump’s victory on Election Day upset the majority of Americans who didn’t vote for him. A New England Patriots victory on Super Bowl Sunday would upset the overwhelmingly …
UPDATED: Mon., Jan. 23, 2017, 8:23 p.m.
Chad: NFL owners 31 of a greedy kind
Chad: Pop open the nearest window, and if you’re lucky, you’ll catch the stench of an NFL billionaire owner before he flees town, or fleeces the town.
Mon., Jan. 16, 2017, 10:26 p.m.
Chad: Why isn’t anybody paying attention to UConn women?
Every five years or so, a bunch of media knuckleheads – FYI: Couch Slouch is a media knucklehead emeritus – take note of the somewhat otherworldly, once-in-a-generation-or-three accomplishments of Geno …