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Sentiments on Valetine’s Day 2009

Good morning, Netizens…


Happy Valentines Day!


So what do you do for that special person in your life when Valentine’s Day calls? You send flowers. Here are a lovely bunch of roses contributed by one of our finer photographers and the cards that accompanied them:


Sorry I gave you the clap. Although the doctor gave me a shot to cure it (you did go see your doctor, right?) perhaps these roses will help make it all better. Signed, Lover Boy


Aside from the fact I have never once cleaned up my collection of broken-down cars in the back yard, which I know infuriates you, please accept these roses as a symbol of my promise to take care of my Yugo collection just as soon as the snow melts. Signed, Hot Rod


I was going to buy you one of those spendy diamond pendants like you admire on television so much, but then I got a really good deal on a set of snow shoes at Cabella’s so all I could afford right now are these roses.Cost Saver


I promise never to go to the navy bean soup dinner at the Norwegian Hall again! Sorry you didn’t get any sleep last night. Happy Valentine’s Day. Signed, Toots


I never can remember what day is what, but at least this time I think I got it about right. Happy Lincoln’s Birthday. Signed, On Time for a Change


And for everyone else, Happy Valentine’s Day!


Dave