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Legislative Limerick No. 5: Sausage-making under a barrage of darts

With bumpy course followed by the House this morning – on what’s scheduled to be the next-to-last day of the legislative session, the House got through only one bill this morning – House Speaker Scott Bedke said, “This is to be expected at the end of the session, and I don’t know why, but I think it might be human nature.”

Senate Majority Leader Bart Davis asked the Senate for patience this morning, saying there will be some “hurry-up-and-wait-mode.” Davis said, “This is the time of year that it’s pretty easy to say that we’re all good and they’re all rascals, and vice versa. … If you’ll help me be patient, because that’s not something I’m always very good at at the end of the year, I’d appreciate it.”

Lewiston Tribune reporter Bill Spence wrote a column this week, headlined, “Idaho Legislature moves toward a bruising finish,” that said, “The roller derby days of the session are upon us. We see it every year around this time: the staid deliberations of January and February replaced by whiplash hearings and boomerang bills, legislators bashing and crashing as they rush to meet their self-imposed adjournment deadline.”

So here’s a limerick on the late-session atmosphere in the Statehouse:

Now come the big fits and starts

As lawmakers try to fit parts

Each sausage link

Could still face some kink

And some will still want to throw darts.



Betsy Z. Russell
Betsy Z. Russell joined The Spokesman-Review in 1991. She currently is a reporter in the Boise Bureau covering Idaho state government and politics, and other news from Idaho's state capital.

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