There’s still time this weekend to check out the big Inland Northwest Motorcycle Show & Sale at the Spokane Fair and Expo Center.

Come drool at 80,000 square feet of gleaming macho motorcyles.

Plus one cherry red weeniemobile – my 49cc Honda Ruckus.

The show’s producers asked me to display my, um, scooter in order to demonstrate the options that are available to cowards who are totally afraid to ride a real bike.

Appropriately set up near the beer garden, my 2009 Ruckus (with extraordinarily low miles) is there to make people smile and show off the brand new cup holder that I ordered off eBay last week.

(The show runs Saturday until 8 p.m. and 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. on Sunday.)

Vroom!

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