*Michael Moore: Democrats need to embrace Hollywood: Director of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' claims Kerry lost race because he wasn't best candidate/WorldNetDaily -- Looks like the Pied Piper of The Left is trying to woo another gang of lemmings to lead over another cliff.

*Jimmy Carter's grandson arrested: Charged with burglary, possession of pot after police say he broke into house/WSB-TV, Atlanta: Someone should arrest grandpa for the mollycoddling the world's dictators.

*Senator offers bill to outlaw spanking: Canadian parents who paddle would be subject to assault charges/WorldNetDaily: Spare the rod, and you could raise a Liberal Party Canuck.

*'Scientific consensus' for global warming ridiculed: Compared to near-unanimous elections in old Soviet Union/CNSNews.com: And you thought I was the only one who considered it globaloney warming.

*Vatican warns world of 'Christianophobia': Rome wants term recognized as evil equal to hatred of Jews, Muslims/London Telegraph: I prefer to call it Christophobia and accuse the Anti-Christian Liberties Union of being the principal practitioner.

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