*Declaration of Independence Banned at Calif School: Christian teacher files discrimination suit/Reuters: As Dave Barry would say, I'm not making this up.

*Alleged al-Zarqawi tape criticizes Muslim scholars for 'silence' against U.S. actions/Boston Globe: Sounds as though Abu realizes he's lost and that his days are numbered.

*The $28K Sandwich That Grew No Mold: How the Virgin Mary's grilled cheese stayed mold-free for 10 years/Slate: What did P.T. Barnum say about suckers?

*Dan Rather Says He'd Have Liked Another Decade/New York Observer: Then, he shouldn't have used his position to try to skew the prez race. This partisan clown should be laughed off TV rather than be allowed to semi-retire gracefully.

*Bush post-election bounce confounds media: Condi number stands at 63 percent/NewsMax: The media'll will never get it as long as 9 out of 10 of them vote Liberal. How about some true diversity (translation: another conservative or two in the newsroom?)

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