"The heartbroken love child of Yankee superstar Randy Johnson yesterday broke her silence for the first time to describe how the peevish pitcher coldly responded to letters she sent him as a little girl pleading to meet him. 'I would get cards back from him with just his signature - 'Randy,' " said Heather Renee Roszell, 16, who bears a striking resemblance to her 'Big Unit' father."
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Bearable Bob: ... that Randy Johnson story absolutely spiked my blood pressure...what a complete waste of oxygen the Pig Unit is. Unreal. I used to like the guy, now he's shown himself to be the equivalent of the deadbeat dads on the most wanted page on support enforcement's web page.