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Overnight Mail — Democrat Security Plan

Bob: Y'know, the wankosphere has been sneering at the Demo Security Plan but it has the feel of a congregation of chickenhawks whistling past the graveyard of Iraq...the Thuglican plan has failed miserably...the neoclowns have destabilized the Middle East, given the terrorists a rich breeding and training ground in Iraq. ... Global terrorism has markedly increased in attacks since Chimpy put the crooked and rusted crown on his head, sorry, Hindu, but until you put on combat boots and strap an AR-15 on and slog through the alleys of Fallujah wasting terrorists, it's all just hot air, dude. Hot frickin' air.

DFO: Translation: The Democrat Security Plan couldn't be any worse than what we're trying now.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.