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RSPA: St. Peter Isn’t Going to Welcome Car d’Laners

re: Car d'Lane

I only went once to this sadly evil event and it's naked celebration of global warming and raw, unabated thirst for gasoline and, by the looks of most of the old, annoying baby boomers driving the rods, celebrating their viagra and rogaine, but did find the exhaust flameouts both visually stimulating and somewhat prescient for the rocket ride to hell most of these carbon monoxide spewing creeps are booking themselves for when they have to stand at the Pearly Gates with their wizened old fingers stained black from 10-40 Pennzoil and explain to St. Peter why such hideous stewards of nature should be allowed in to stink up the clouds and scare the baby angels with their unmuffled exhalations.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.