CastMD: I Unhooked Her Bra While Driving
Q: What have you done while driving here?
The funniest thing was, believe this or not ... unhooking my VERY pregnant wife's bra because some wire was killing her digging in. Just about then, I see the classic "Blue Lights" flashing in my rear-view mirror. Oh, no! Then as the Officer said, "How are you doing today?" I thought, "You're kidding aren't you?" I am here trying to drive back to MPLS (Minneapolis) in this God forsaken heat and humidity, with my VERY pregant wife dying next to me with some wire in her body ... possibly poking my child in utero! So, I asked "Why did you stop me?" He said, "You were swerving," and I said, "Well this is what I was doing ... ." He said, "I have never heard THAT before!" Yup ... TRUE CONFESSSIONS. No ticket though! -- Dr. J/CastMD.
