“The Curse of Oscar Mayer”
The hot dog is a lurid meat
comprised of eye balls, snouts and feet
and nameless organs pink and pasty --
yet even so I find it tasty.
The Bard of Sherman Avenue
Huckleberries Online
D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.