This undated file photo provided by the Department of Justice shows detained suspect Sony Dong, with songbirds strapped to his legs at Los Angeles International Airport. On Monday, Duc Le, pleaded guilty to conspiracy for his role in smuggling songbirds into the United States from Vietnam by hiding them in Dong's pants. He faces up to five years in prison when he is sentenced in June. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Department of Justice, File)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Failing to get a leg up on the competition at the Masters, Tiger shows the only birdies he could get all week, and worse for him, the only chicks, too -- JohnA. 
• 2. The NEW means to “fly the friendly skies” -- Arch Druid.
• 3. Worst case of 'bird legs' I have seen -- Gary D. Rhodes
• HM: Kevin Taylor (albeit edgy)