Laura Meske, right, an employee at The Fox Hole strip club,  protests  against New Beginnings Ministries Church as Debi Durr, a member of the church, talks with her before the morning worship service in Warsaw, Ohio. You write the cutline. Story here. (AP Photo/Jay LaPrete)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Laura recruits Debi's family to be in the Fox Hole's Christmas pageant because they're having trouble finding a virgin and three wise men -- JohnA.
• 2. Debi: “You don't say! I'm working my way through medical school too! How much money did you say you make a night? Because, this church secretary job just isn't cutting it…” -- Toadman.
• 3.  “I don't think 'Naughty Choir Directors' is going to go over very well at the club, Debi. But first, let's find a good stripper name for ya…” -- Kevin Taylor.
  
• HM: Frum Helen Back.

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