On her Facebook page, Cindy proclaims: "I am going to Walmart!" Nah, she's not going to shopt there (so you anti-WalMart readers can take your fingers off the keyboard. Rather, Cindy's getting paid to go to WalMart. More Cindy: "Salvation Army Captain Kyle Smith is trying to break the continuous Kettle bell ringing record. He started at 5 this a.m. and hopes to ring until 1 p.m. Saturday. He must stand the entire time and even ring while in the restroom! He's at WalMart Northpointe by the N. Division Y and he'd love lots of company and support. Now, to find a disguise... (KREM story here.)

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Question: How long do you think you could ring a Salvation Army red-kettle bell without going bonkers?