A member from PETA, people for the ethical treatment of animals, dressed as a giant condom, promotes animal birth control in Beirut, Lebanon, earlier today. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Bilal Hussein)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. DFO's moonlighting gig earns him the nickname “condom master” -- Nic.
• 2. Dick delivers a singing Valentine to his PETA-loving girlfriend, Jane -- Stacy.
• 3. (tie) Scanner Traffic:8:44 am, Ambulance dispatched to Stebbijo's residence. She went in to vapor lock after checking APhoto of the Day on HBO -- Soaf, and: As usual wanting to blow its own horn, PETA debuts it's first one-man 'rubber' band -- JohnA.
  
• Poolman & Co. Another good job on cutline front by all