Arizona Diamondbacks rookies walk to the team bus in swimming gear after a baseball game against the San Francisco Giants in San Francisco, Thursday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)
- 1. In an apparent cost-cutting move, the Arizona Diamondbacks model their new “cup-holder” home uniforms for next season. Said infielder, Mark Reynolds, “these will be great for playing in the desert heat next summer. I just have to figure out how to slide in it, you know, delicately” -- Eddie Torreal.
- 2. Arizona Diamondback rookies undergo the traditional pre-game hazing ritual of parading before the media in speedos. Unfortunately, one player thought it was the swim-naked ritual. Thank goodness, for large gym bags -- CindyH.
- 3. Having failed to impress the Arizona baseball fans, the team sets out to banish firemen from Cindy's mind -- Herb Huseland.
- HM: Nic