Magdalena, two-headed and five-legged tortoise, passes two figures in a toy ice hockey game in Zilina, Slovakia earlier today. Magdalena will predict the winners of matches during the Ice Hockey World Championship to take place in Bratislava and Kosice, Slovakia April 29 to May 15. The tortoise was born with two heads, one head is named Magda, the other one Lena. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/CTK, Jaroslav Podhorsky)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. “Ofcourse my toes are as cold as yours you Idiot!” and: “I said ‘sink or swim’, not ‘rink or swim’. You never listen!” -- Formerly Sandpoint.
• 2. The song goes “two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree,” not “two turtle heads as a puck in an ice rink” -- Nic.
• 3. The new mascot for the Fukushima hockey team is introduced. Some of the nuclear experts assembled to stop the meltdown are present -- Rhodetrip.
• HM: Jeanie