Crump: Old Guys Need To Cover Up
Had occasion to spend a sleepy summer afternoon along the Snake River at Thousand Springs recently. Didn’t like what I saw. What I saw were lots of shirtless folks my age taking their leisure. Many had forgotten that when it comes to casual wear in your fifth or sixth decades, more is better. That’s especially true for you guys: The male torso just does not age well. Either you become a sallow-chested question mark as you get older, or you turn into Moby Dick. Kramer, from Seinfeld, said it best, I think: “Frank, you need a Man-ziere”/Steve Crump, Twin Falls Times-News. More here.
Question: Do you have an older male neighbor who needs to keep his shirt on?