Seattle Mariners pitcher Luke French (25) and other players participate in a drill during baseball spring training Monday in Peoria, Ariz. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)
- 1. Figuring they’ll get a jump on the season, Mariners brass bring in the French to show them how to surrender without a fight -- JohnA.
- 2. Rather than waste their time on useless baseball drills, the Mariners pitchers and catchers are busy preparing for next fall’s “Dancing with the Stars.” “It’s as close to the ‘Fall Classic’ as any of us will ever get,” said Luke French -- Phaedrus.
- 3. (tie) It’s true, the Hokey-Pokie is all we have! -- Charlie, and: Come on baby let’s do the twist!!!! -- Dennis.
- HM: Cabbage Boy & Cindy