A southern pochard duck cleans the head of a hippo at the zoo in Berlin, Germany, Friday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Michael Sohn)

Top Cutline:

• 1. “I'll just take a little off the sides and remove the unibrow,” chirps Quacker. “It will make your eyes pop/JeanieS.
• 2. I know my doctor says I should eat more fish but I just can't seem to get Foie Gras and a nice french white wine off my brain today! -- Formerly Sandpoint.
• 3. When I quack, you will awake and no longer remember the “Hungry, hungry hippo” phrase -- Charlie.
• MH: Brent Andrews