Jammmin: I don’t think there’s a chance of the petition working. I have faith (is that illegal yet?) that the people of Coeur d’Alene will laugh in this man’s face and decide not to sign. I just moved back to Cd’A, my hometown, with my husband. He’s not a god-hating liberal man by any means, but when he heard about this “controversy,” he threw his head back and laughed. He now enjoys pointing things out that the locals will be offended by next.

Question: Jammin brings up an interesting point. What thing will the locals be offended by next?