Here's my second favorite Downtown Coeur d'Alene Bar Report entry: "At 5:18 p.m. Saturday, July 2, officers cited a 25YO Washington man for open container after spotting him walking down the street with a beer can in his hand. The Washingtonian told CPD Blues that he'd bought the beer a block away. Then, he admitted that he was on probation in Washington and, as a condition of probation, was not suppose to drink beer. That's why he came to Coeur d'Alene. (Insert Homer Simpson slap to the head and a "D'oh!") Full bar report here.